The Morning After: What If Cameron Discovered the Other Jesus? | Mark Brumley | February 5, 2007
The Morning After: What If Cameron Discovered the Other Jesus? | Mark Brumley | February 5, 2007
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Imagine you're James Cameron on the morning after your
Jesus Family Tomb documentary aired on the Discovery Channel. You thought you
discovered the tomb of Jesus of Nazareth. It turns out you might have
found the tomb of St. Paul's friend, Jesus also called Justus (Col
4:11), who might have been the son of Joseph also called Barsabbas (Acts
1:23).
Jesus son of Joseph! Joseph and Jesus were both also
called Justus! How could you have missed it? How humiliating.
At first it looked as if you were going to overthrow
traditional Christianity. Now you just wind up showing that
maybe these people actually existed. What a, ahem, titanic blunder!
Too bad "Jesus" was such a common first-century Jewish name.
But how were you supposed to know that the "Mary" in the "family
tomb" might be another friend of St. Paul (Rom 16:6), not Mary of
Nazareth?
How were you to know she also might have been Mary
mother of Joses (Mk 15:47) who helped bury Jesus of Nazareth but who wasn't
buried with him? Maybe that's
why the name "Joses" also appeared in the "family tomb"! It wasn't Jesus of
Nazareth's relative after all. Somebody should have told you!
What's worse, "Judah son of Jesus" wasn't the
offspring of Jesus of Nazareth and Mary Magdalene, but might have been the
child of the other Jesus. The erstwhile false prophet, magician, and enemy of
Christianity (Acts 13:6) could have repented in the end. What a
disaster.
Then there was "Mary Magdalene". You thought she was the
clincher. How were you supposed to know that "Mariamene e Mara" doesn't
mean "Mary the Master" and that it doesn't refer to Mary Magdalene? That
stupid Gnostic Gospel of Philip is to blame.
Now somebody points out to you that there's a Mary and
Martha in the New Testament. They're the sisters of Lazarus (Jn
10:1). For all you know, they could have been buried in the tomb. If
so, they should have had the decency not to get confused with Mary
Magdalene.
If all these New Testament names refer to people in
the tomb, and not just happen to have been shared by others at the time,
then those Christians might start using it to promote their religion.
Well, you'll show them! Get that statistician. Call Simcha
Jacobovici. You've got an idea for another documentary. This time, you'll
prove that Talpiyot Tomb had nothing to do with Christianity!
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Brumley is President of Ignatius
Press and associate publisher of IgnatiusInsight.com.
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Not To Share Your Faith (Catholic Answers) and contributor to The
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